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Zebra Stripes by Carmel Cannabis - The Bud That Blew Our Minds (And Couch-Locked Our Souls)

Alright, picture this: it’s Friday night, you’ve got no plans except melting into the couch, some bbq chicken nachos, and watching Pineapple Express for the 100th time. You crack open a fresh pouch of Zebra Stripes from Carmel Cannabis, and suddenly… you’re blasted into the groovy aromatics of this cultivar


The Look

This stuff? It’s like if Willy Wonka ran a legal cannabis grow in Canada , the staff at Carmel Cannabis know what’s up! Pretty green buds, sparkling like they just got a glitter bomb hug from a fairy. We stared at it for, like, 10 minutes before even sparking up.


The Smell


Imagine someone took a gas station, shoved it inside a candy store, and then lit a match. That’s Zebra Stripes. Sweet, creamy, funky—like a gelato ice cream truck doing donuts in a parking lot full of lemon trees.


The Smoke


First toke? Smooth. Real smooth. We coughed, but not in a bad way—more like a “whoa, that’s hitting the soul” kind of cough. Tastes like vanilla frosting dipped in rocket fuel. The flavour is really maximized when you consume it via a bong with hemp-wick. It’s some next level stuff.


The High


This stuff sneaks up on you. One second you’re vibing, next thing you know, you’ve fused with the couch and you’re having deep thoughts like, “Did we really go to the moon or is a hoax?” Zoned out, blissed out, zero stress. It’s a full send into space.


Bonus Round


Carmel doesn’t play around—they treat their flower like royalty. Hand-trimmed, slow-cured, nitrogen-flushed… We don’t even know what all that means in depth, but it sounds like science and love had a baby, and that baby became a cannabis whisperer.


This is a cultivar bred by Seed Junky and is a cross of Lemon Cherry Gelato and Animal Cookies BX2. With its dominate terpenes being limonene , Linalool and Caryophyllene.


Final Take

Zebra Stripes isn’t just a cultivar—it’s a journey. Grab snacks, queue up something groovy, and prepare to vibe with the universe. 10/10 would smoke again. And again. And again.

 
 
 

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